Friday, June 18, 2010

Futile Facebook Groups

Facebook is a constant provider of silly, mundane updates. Although it is predictable in many ways, it is also a source of entertainment. The other amusing part of facebook is some of its incredibly hilarious groups. They are hilarious because they are extremely useless groups and I can’t imagine someone taking time and effort to create these groups in the first place. I am listing a few of them. Please feel free to add some more to my list.

If you ever find this group, join it.

Oh My God! You can’t be serious.

I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it’s awkward.

Tell me about it

Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid

Like what?

I always manage to find the dirty side to what people say!


Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud

What happened to the old fashioned hand written notes?

When i can drive, I am SO running you over.

Beware of this driver.

Going to MacDonalds for a salad roll is like going to a brothel for a hug.

What a comparison?

Inbox (1) makes me nervous.

These groups surely are making me nervous.

A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.

Pun intended

“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”

Obviously Mom, what is a party without boys? 

I Thought You Were Hot Until I Clicked on "View More Pictures" 

How rude and truthful.

Alcohol Improves my Foreign Language! :P 
Yeah…slurring definitely sounds foreign.

30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!

It’s a pity that I am not a student anymore

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Cheeky and cheesy

For those who have ever pushed a "pull" door

ME ME ME …I do it all the time

When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.

And now it is official that I am ancient.

Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side.

I wish teachers encouraged that.

Join this group, invite all of you friends, and then leave.

What a waste of time and energy

If 100,000 people join, my fiance' will let me name my second son Spiderman 

And what have you named your first son mate?

If 500 000 join this group I will change my middle name to Facebook

Now it is getting a bit too much …have you signed an affidavit yet ?

I have a tendency to laugh at inappropriate times

Always honey always.


  1. Enjoyed reading it but frankly i have not come across any of these.
    You are a real entertainer.

  2. funny. i rarely login to facebook. but if its all abt wats u mentioned, thank God, i dont

  3. a really entertaining read... and im guilty of being in some of these groups... :)

  4. Where did you find this list!LOL its amazing!